Lamm versus grillspjut

Sambon: So, a barbecue tonight then!
Jag: What? I thought we were having lamb. (Köpte en lammstek igår)
Sambon: I thought the lamb was for tomorrow.
Jag: No. Today is proper Easter.
Sambon: Oh, you foreigners! Friday was the day that Jesus died, on the Sunday he was resurrected, and that's what you celebrate. Saturday? Yeah, that was just a day in between when not much happened.

Lamb it is.